Hibernation is over!

Aloha All!

It’s official! I turned in TWO TO MANGO this week. It’s off my desk for a while, off to the Belles at Bell Books, my publishers, who have big plans for the June release of the 2nd book in The Tiki Goddess Mystery Series.

I’ve been locked in the house for almost three months. Not exactly on food and water only, and I did leave the house for hula classes, but that’s about it. Two people have / or are reading TWO TO MANGO.

One is my friend and writer Stella Cameron who is here on island this month. She proof read for typos in record time and was a real champ. Mahalo, Stella!

Stella Cameron author of bestselling paranormal suspense.

 

Stella's Latest Bestseller Darkness Bound

The second is my hubby Steve. He likes to “savor” a book (which means he takes his time.) He’s reading the manuscript and I keep hearing belly laughs and chuckles. That’s a good sign.

So before I go off to celebrate again (third night in a row) I’ll give you a sneak preview of the TWO TO MANGO cover!

What a great cover! Coming in June 2012!

 

Any guesses as to what trouble the Hula Maidens might get into this time?

Leave a comment and let me know!

Aloha,

The Tiki Goddess

 

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What’s a Tiki Goddess?

Aloha from Tiki-land,
What is a Tiki Goddess? Well to me, it’s any forward thinking gal who walks to the beat of the tiki drums and isn’t afraid to step out of the box. I have a wonderful space where friends hang out and share music, dance, talk story, sip tropical drinks and just have fun.

A friend of mine, Grace Hodgson, who not only plays the violin, ukulele and recently added the stand up bass to her list of musical accomplishments, is also wonderfully talented artist. View some of her work at:  www.imakeart.com

Grace’s main interest has always been the human face and figure. She says, “I can’t think of anything more intriguing than the human face or the opportunity to depict a human personality.”

One day Grace shared that she had always dreamed of holding a gathering of artists once a month but needed a venue. I thought it sounded like a great idea and offered the Tiki Port.

Grace Hodgson's Portrait Entitled: Kumu

Patterned after a website named Dr. Sketchy, a select group of Grace’s artist friends meet once a month to sip wine, listen to great blues, and sketch live models. Unlike the Dr. Sketchy website idea…Grace’s models aren’t showing any racy body parts. I told her the neighbors couldn’t take it.

With so many Goddesses in our circle of friends, there is no shortage of enthusiastic (aka wild and crazy) gals who want to dress up and pose on a Friday afternoon.

Goddess Julie poses for sketchy group

Goddess Julie, hula and belly dancer with an overflowing heart full of fun and plenty of personality, posed at their first meeting. Her costume was an eclectic mix of clothing from the costume shop she once owned. (I have noticed that the Goddesses around here have had many life chapters, changes, and careers.) Everyone loved the bobbing fuzzy pompons on Jullie’s hairband and her “serving wench” attire.

Julie turned on her killer smile for the DaVincis who assembled to launch Grace’s dream that day and everyone had a great time.

Smile Julie!

 

 

The next model was Anna who appears to have been inspired by Dr. Seuss’s Cat in the Hat. She looked absolutely adorable in her colorful garb. The folks at the Tahiti Nui Bar and Restaurant in Hanalei thought so too when Anna dropped by on the way home to “Mai Tai on On” after her modeling session.

 

Anna's Whimsical Costume was a Hit

 

As you can see by the sketch below, Grace had no problem at all catching Anna’s adorable Goddess attitude.

 

Grace's Portrait of Anna

 

 

 

 

 

 

And speaking of attitude! Hula dancer Sandy, another Goddess of much renown, came in hula finery. Sandy really got into the mood by perfecting and holding a May West pose. She also had no idea her appendix would need to be removed in emergency surgery a few days later!

Sandy’s hip-length, flame red hair is stunning, as is her teasing smile. A good time was had by all that day.

Saucy Sandy Poses at the Tiki Bar

 

 

I’ll post some more photos soon and hopefully include some sketches by the other artists.

 

Grace Hodgson Sketching Sandy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Tiki Goddesses I know come in all ages, shapes, sizes and colors. They are fearless. They know the key to life is to have fun, laugh, and that life is too short to worry about what the world might think of them.

Maybe there is a Goddess in you?  Leave a comment and let us know. Pass this blog along to any of your friends who might enjoy it too!

Until next time….mahalo!

The Tiki Goddess

 

 

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Secret Location?

Aloha All from Tikiland,

Where do you get your ideas?

Since the publication of MAI TAI ONE ON, I’m often asked how I come up with all the laughs, murder and mayhem. Actually, it’s easy when you live on an island full of characters. A friend of ours once dubbed this place Muppet Island. He thought everyone was sort of like a Muppet puppet and I can’t really disagree. All I have to do is wander around, keep my eyes and ears open, and then come home and cut and paste and add some far fetched fiction to create new characters out of the seeds that are planted in my brain during jaunts around town.

Always inspired by the local talent!

 

Is the “Tiki Goddess Bar” in MAI TAI ONE ON a real place?

Actually no, but we have something close to it in Hanalei.

Real honest to goodness Tiki Bars are few and far between anymore but I’m happy to say they are making a comeback thanks to authors like James Teitelbaum who wrote “Tiki Road Trip; a Guide to Tiki Culture in North America.” In the book’s forward by Sven A Kirsten, (who wrote The Book of Tiki, a must have classic)  “The Golden Age of the Tiki Bar might never return, but its recognition as a unique American pop culture phenomenon will no longer be deined.”

Tiki Road Trip is a great guide to Tiki Bars, Restaurants and Hotels across America. They even rate places for a “Tipsy Factor.” This is the book to have in hand if you are heading out on a road trip across the country. (It’s probably best to check on line or call the places listed to be sure they are still in business. Alas, some of the great tiki establishments have paddled on into the land of legend.

But let’s say you’re driving around in Tennessee and you’re craving a place with a “Tipsy Factor” of 4 then look no further than the Omni Hut on Lowry Street in Smyra, Tennessee. There are two dining rooms, an indoor waterfall, lots of clamshells, bamboo, glass ball floats and fake tropical flowers. Music is a mix of Martin Denny, Don Ho and traditional Hawaiian. Hey, maybe if they want some live music I can talk my hubby into flying there to play Slack-Key some weekend.

So the “Tiki Goddess Bar” in my mystery series is fictional, but here’s a hint of where you might find me with a notebook and pen in hand, doing research as I lurk in a shadowy corner of the room where the the light from the glass float lamps doesn’t shine.

Not Really The Tiki Goddess Bar But Close

Anyone recognize this place? Hint: It’s on Kauai and The Tiki Road Trip Guide gives it a Tipsy Factor of 3.

Leave a comment if you think you know where to find me.

Until Next Time, Tiki On !

The Tiki Goddess

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Fall Celebrations

Aloooha!
Lots going on here in Aloha-land as Fall turns into Christmas and Holiday time. A newsletter will be coming your way soon with all the Christmas e-book specials I have going in in both of my incarnations…as the cozy/funny mystery writer and as my alter ego Jill Marie Landis.

We celebrated MAI TAI ONE ON with an autograph party at the Tahiti Nui Bar and Restaurant in Hanalei at the end of October. My hula sisters, Bev and Pat Kauanui, The Pono Kane Trio, the Ukulele class and half the town partied until not one book was left. The unshakable Robin Savage of Robin Savage Gifts (where you can find copies of the book in Hanalei) remained calm and took orders for more. A good time was had by all, especially me!

The shades help.

We celebrated Thanksgiving with neighbors in the “hood” as we call our enclave of hip oldsters. Everywhere you look there is bounty and greenery.

Tropical Thanksgiving Decor

I can’t believe it’s time for the Holidays. Christmas is almost here and the town is starting to take on a festive glow. Nothing compared to the mainland but there are holiday reminders scattered around the local Ching Young shopping center and Hanalei town.

How Much is That Tiki In the Window?

There’s no snow but even Santa has made an appearance between the tiki torches in front of a local restaurant on the corner of Aku Road and the Highway.

Santa's Riding a Polar Bear between the Tiki Torches

Be sure to check out my facebook for latest news of special sales on e-books. Mahalo to all of you for your support.
Wishing you all a Mele Ka-Tiki-Maka, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Bottom's Up!

Bottom’s Up!

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We’re baaaaack!

Things have been wild and crazy here at the Tiki Port and now that summer is over I can share some of the fun and good news.

Mai Tai One On was chosen for a special 99c week long promotion on Amazon’s Kindle and thanks to my friends and fellow authors, my family and everyone who craves the island lifestyle or dreams of a trip to Hawaii…Mai Tai One On soared up the e-book charts and reached #15 in the Kindle Store, #1 in Women’s Sleuth Mysteries and #11 in Fiction and Literature. I was right up there with my favorite Women’s Sleuth authors, Janet Evanovich…hey, so it took a 99c price tag to do it? At least Mai Tai One On was read by a whole LOT of folks and has gained great reviews. What a way to get the fire balls rolling!

We’ve spent a lot of time dispensing Mai Tais and other tropical beverages to guests in the Tiki Port (formerly the car port) here in our Hawaiian hideaway. Guests have included singer and long distance swimmer Diana Landis, the incomparable Ellen Landis, bestselling authors Kristin Hannah, Jill Barnett and Megan Chance, film distributor and magnet Ben Hannah, the much celebrated uke players Cali Rose and Craig Brandau (his CD is a bestseller in Japan right now) and Lou and Albert Kaku of Cerritos who were touring the islands and visiting his family in Kona. Thanks to Al for the Tiki Photos.

Enter At Your Own Risk

The talented Kauanui duo, Beverly and Patrick, as well as the Hui Hula O Kehaulani dancers and the Namolokama Ukulele Haumana join us weekly. That’s just to name a few of the celebrities who stop by. I’m sure there are more to be mentioned and I’m sure I’ll hear from them if I haven’t. (Keep those comments clean!)

The biggest news is that plans for Book Two of the Tiki Goddess Series is in negotiations.
Am I stoked?? You bet!

So stoked in fact that I’ll send out two autographed copies of Mai Tai One On to two lucky winners who leave the best tropical drink recipe with a comment. The two winning recipes will be  chosen by Julia Witford, the bartender at The Tahiti Nui in Hanalei. It’s Julia’s birthday tomorrow so we’ll give her the honors.

The “contest” closes on October 7th and winners will be announced on October 11th. Remember: leave a tropical drink recipe with your comment for a chance to be chosen for one of two autographed copies of Mai Tai One On.
Aloha!
The Tiki Goddess

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Easy Luau Centerpiece Idea

Aloha!

The Tiki Goddess promised this would be a fun site with lots of things related to beach and island lifestyle. So, for today, no more talk about books! (Except to say that Mai Tai One On is climbing to the top of the bestseller list! Many thanks!)

Here’s an idea for a fun and easy centerpiece for your next luau or backyard beach blanket bingo party. My friend Happy Parks designed it and we made a whole host of them for her birthday gala in April.

You will need…a basket (of your choice…high sides work best). We used these small lauhala squares that are really boxes and are available at craft stores in Hawaii. You also need a plastic container of the same shape and preferably one that doesn’t stick out over the top of your basket.

Last but not least you need the foam oasis that’s sold in most crafts departments at craft shops or places like Walmart in the crafts section.

Cut the oasis in the shape of your plastic “liner” containers. Soak them in water ahead of time if you like or just insert it in the containers and “water” them once you have the plants arranged.

Skulk through your neighbors’ yards and your own yard and cut and pick colorful greenery for filler. We used Star of India for its green and white striped leaves. We choose small red antheriums (spelling? hmmm) for color. We also cut the spines out of ti leaves and used them for height. You might have a plant with some slender sticks that you could use or perhaps some interesting twigs.

Easy luau or party centerpiece.

Fill the container with the greens first, evenly spacing them and making sure they hang out over the edge of the basket so your container rim is hidden. Carefully space the 3 color flowers you have chosen and then put the taller “sticks” you have selected into the arrangement.

Make enough for the center of all of your tables and a few more to scatter on serving tables.

A field of flowers...the luau baskets all finished.

Once the centerpieces were in place we threaded one plumeria blossom on the tip of each of the ti spine “sticks.” You can use any light weight blossom that doesn’t wilt quickly.

Have fun trying this easy craft for your next party. I’d love to see some photos of what you’ve done so leave a comment and let me know and we’ll try to get your pictures up through email.

Easy Luau Centerpieces

Have a great party and come back to visit soon!

The Tiki Goddess

 

 

 

 

 

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Summer Tropical Cooler the Gingerita

Aloha All!

While I’m plotting the next Tiki Goddess Mystery and making plans for a big booksigning event here on Kauai I’ve been taste testing a new drink (kind of like Uncle Louie in Mai Tai One On). I’m calling it the Gingerita…for lack of a better name.

Here’s the recipe. Try it at your own risk….

For a double or a drink to share.

2 shots of tequila

1 shot of Stirrings Ginger Liqueur

Some lime juice to taste.

A splash of Margarita mix if desired.

A splash of tonic.

Mix all with ice in a cocktail shaker and shake.

Pour into margarita or martini glasses rimmed with a combination of sugar and powdered ginger and sip.

Any suggestions for a better name?

As always, drink responsibly!

Umbrellas optional for a gingerita!

Can anyone think of a better name for the Gingerita? Leave a comment below.

Tiki on!

 

 

 

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It’s ALIVE!

At long last…MAI TAI ONE ON ebooks are up and ready to download. New links will be added to the Mysteries page on this website to make your life easier … and that’s what it’s all about right?

What an exciting day it is here on Kauai and in the Tiki Port! Mai Tais will be hoisted all over town once the word gets out that MAI TAI ONE ON is finally online and available to download. Don’t wait too long to get a copy and add to your summer fun.

Things are hopping here on Kauai. The Hula Maidens are in full force trying to solve yet another mystery so don’t get left behind. And remember…those recipes for tropical concoctions in the back of the book? Try them at your own risk!

Time to Toast the E-books

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Get Ready to Tiki!

The Tiki Goddess is on her way to New York City. Not quite sure whether or not I’ll be able to find any decent umbrella drinks in the Big Apple but it will be fun trying. I plan to meet up with the wild and wonderful publishers of Bell Bridge Books who are going all out to bring “Mai Tai One On” to life. What do they have planned? A video trailer and other fun promotional pieces.

For now, time to fortify myself for the journey.

Vintage Hula Maiden Mugs

Until next time….Tiki on,

The Tiki Goddess

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The Tiki Goddess Is On Her Way!

Aloha from the land of OZ as we sometimes call our little piece of the lovely valley of Hanalei.

The Tiki Goddess is getting it all together, not that she doesn’t always have it all together, but even more so as we get set to launch the website in full force. We’ll be gathering Tiki-ites and Tiki wanna-bees and beach lovers and anyone who just plain wants to have some fun no matter what age or demographic you are!

Are you ready?

A Hui Hou (until next time)

Tiki on!

The Tiki Goddess

Now this is how to greet someone at the airport. What's your favorite costume?

 

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